My takeaway from this...

Note to self: When visiting Russia, never order "Contacts in the ass."

Captain Koons will be your waiter.

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

There are 3.7 million people on welfare right now. Rutherford B. Hayes presided over a nation of almost 40 million. FWIW, even in Washington's day there were more US citizens (3.9 million) than are currently on welfare.

Over the Shoulder Folgers Holder

On the plus side, any volunteer that was depressed about the lack of preparation for the Games won't be feeling down any more.

Hands down the worst car I've ever driven. Even worse than a PT Cruiser.

How am I the 1st person to post the PT Crusier?! It is the crazy old cat lady embodied in vehicular form! It's just SOOO ugly and utterly deplorable. I was dating a girl who told me that her dream car was a PT Cruiser, I simply sat there with my mouth agape while I re-evaluated the relationship.

This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?

Not so much because of the way it looks but rather for what it represents.

BYD. What the hell is this?!?!

Ahh crap.

Yeah definitely. All the Porsche owners I know love doing things manually.

the 2009 Acura NSX at the 2013 Auto Show.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

I was confused on why the fancy lotion (L'Occitane) store my mom loves was in this post!