Mazda's slide branding game is WEAK. 

And yet Gizmodo keeps reviewing their products. 

Eat a full bag of dicks. 

Screw you, liberal hip-tards. I’ll just get my sweet vapes in OAKLAND, BRO.

Hot PETA take: euthanize the woman

But your body converts the energy of those things into something else. If you take an apple, put it through a food processor, strain out all of the liquid and press it into a ball, it’s still mostly apple. That’s what poop is. It’s the undigested parts of what you eat.

What if it was meat? How is it no longer meat just because it was digested?

you use flash drives

Eels-in-nose is the new hotness among Hawaiian cool teen eels. WHY DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME, MOM? DONT HARSH ON ME! 

It’s pronounced Spa-ce-man

Observatory

Hold the phone, friend!

I spent some time building SolidWorks workstations. Overclocked i7s with Quadro P5000s, those are $1900/each. 

Tell me more about your “3-D gun business”

This poster, which I bought at a Scholastic Book Fair, probably in 6th grade.

Analog video??? You mean, like FILM?!?!

Orrrr, the criminal activity was Federal in nature, like drug trafficking, human trafficking, hiding aliens, etc.