This means something

A) He was SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE. B) Buy one of these and keep it in your car.

Ice is back with a brand new mission. 

This all assumes that I have friends that I would want to email about a party I was hosting. I’m sad and triggered now. Thanks.

He isn’t making a weapon, THEY ARE THE WEAPON!

Totally agree. 

SOMEONE CALL JACK RYAN

Black coffee with sugar is referred to as “black and sweet”

Gehry has been doing exposed plywood and boards for a very long time.

My first car in high school was an 88 Integra, with DUAL OHERHEAD CAMS. It was the tits. 

1) I think Trump, like me, soured on Penthouse back when they started showing ladies peeing in the photos.

I’ve bought two from the Target Clearance rack. Less than $300. 

Came here to suggest this. 

At about 35, I was kicking a ball in my driveway with my 5 year old. I kicked the ball into a hill, where it bounced back directly under my foot. I landed my weight on my kicking foot, which was on the ball, which caused me to half flip backwards, and land on the outside of my foot. That resulted in a serious barber…

I was about 12 or 13 and walking back to my house from the bus stop, which was about a half mile from my house, in rural Arizona, and it was pretty hot...around 100. I saw a beer bottle, seemingly full, and closed, laying on the side of the road where I was walking. I picked up a rock and chucked it at the bottle. I…

HOT TAKE

Well there’s your problem. Your frunk is out of alignment. We’re gonna need a new frunk gasket.

Yeah, yeah, hot take, clickbait, etc.

How sad is it that the top rated morning show only gets 6100 listeners? Radio is dead, man.