Seriously? H1-B slave labor? Anything to back that up that isn't Breitbart or Fox News?

I’m a basic bitch. (am I using that right?)

I’m a basic bitch. (am I using that right?)

Just to be clear, Senior Week is really just Burn it to the Ground Week, right?

Oven thermometer app.

Def from Pixburgh, n’at.

I’ve seen an Articuno at a gym in Pittsburgh.

Did a vaper touch you in a bad place? Show me on the doll where the bad vaper touched you.

Every time I see Mario Balotelli I think:

It sounds like the stylus is spinning up to different speeds for engraving.

There’s a monument near me that’s a gym. In fact, most of the gyms are at monuments.

One request for a Poke-stop on this bag of hot chinatown garbage, coming up!

DUCK HUNT OR GTFO

I look forward to standing corrected. I booked all of the tickets and used my KTN, so we shall see!

OMG REALITY TV ISN’T REALLY REAL? IT’S STAGED? OMFG

I got it for work, but I have to travel with my family in a few months...I ain’t paying for them to have it, so it’s useless for that.

There, fixed it.

TBH this looks like hot chinatown garbage.

TL;DR it's a dick.

OOOOH FROSTING