Good Kinja!

I think THC is the primary reason the History Channel has an audience.

The moral of this story is never go to Jiffy Lube. They overtightened the plug on my oil pan so bad that it leaked all over the place. They had to replace the whole oil pan to fix it.

So Melania should not have been allowed to come to this country, right?

Honestly, I think the audio is bad. You’re getting a recording of the ambient audio, which probably sounds much better in person.

Holy crap. A post about yogurt that HamNo didn’t post?

I represented Karrine for a few minutes back before her book came out. That chick cray.

I was thinking that the exposed front wheels wouldn’t allow it to be classified as a car. That and mudflaps.

A street legal version would finally let me buy a smart to drive in the snow.

Yeah, Mayor! I like the sound of that!

I’m really glad it was that Paul O’Neill, and not this Paul O’Neil.

You’re doing it right man. Keep on truckin.

I’m a cheap fucker and a filthy animal, so I make old fashioned sazeracs, which are neither.

Half of these bands are ON TOUR

There, fixed it.

A lasagna is a type of casserole.

Yes.

I work with engineers. If it’s not logically sound, it’s not an argument.