Oh thank god. I know she’s got a disability that effects her voice...but you guys, her voice is her whole thing! She’s a radio host! I cannot stand to listen to her.

I think he’s covering up a sick chest piece.

Clearly the real credit goes to Lute Olsen, who coached both Walton and Kerr at Arizona. BEAR DOWN!

It’s very cute, but I call bullshit on her actually driving it. There’s no way she could have piloted it into that building so cleanly...conveniently for the gopros set up inside.

And seemingly evermore Hamilton Nolan. Makes me want to burn my monitor.

One of the most overused sets in film and TV is the LA Center Studios. It’s the headquarters of every police and spy outfit in the history of modern TV.

If I could get a manual boxer diesel in the US i’d mortgage my house for one.

That is Hoontastic

I has many sadnesses.

I was riding the Metro in Los Angeles from downtown after Jury Duty. There was a guy sitting behind and across from me, wearing what looked like painter’s clothes (because they were covered with paint) and holding a stained white paper bag. He opens the bag, and pulls out a fucking crab. Just a straight up boiled…

Take a look at how tomatoes are harvested in this country.

Clickhole turned my story into a story!

I mean that metaphorically, of course.

Where the fuck are the regular Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups?

You are wrong about Pieces being better than Peanut Butter M&M’s because chocolate, and I hope you die in a fire.

Nailed it.

That was a very fluid response.

Thanksgiving sucks in my house because my wife won’t let me cook turkey. I feel your pain.

I’m a total jackass. I’m so retarded.

She’s really not. And I’m definitely not, and would never allow that. I worked as a server at TGI Fridays in college. We never even asked for a comp. She just wanted a chicken free salad, so that she didn’t double over vomiting after accidentally putting chicken in her mouth.