IKR? She’s what I like to call a “militant vegetarian.”

Because I was telling a story about how I got my wife to stop overreacting and then tipped really well. Aren’t I awesome?

No, I was saying that most of the people who say they have an allergy to a thing actually don’t.

You missed it buddy. It was sarcasm.

Indeed, which is why I told her to wait, and they fixed it, all all was right with the world, and god smiled.

I wasn’t trying to make her sound like a good person. My reaction to her was the same as yours. She was being ridiculous, which is why I told her to wait.

Which is why I told her to wait. My reaction to her was facepalm.

Someone got it!

It was hyperbole for the sake of argument. People are allergic to the sun.

I understand and appreciate your allergy. I was trying to be funny. I knew chicken allergies were a real allergy. I was poking fun at the people in these stories who are allergic to crunchy.

Because the allergy comment was a joke, because people are always complaining about their allergies in these stories.

The sight of chicken makes her nauseated. It’s just a strong aversion. Plus, the salad was tossed in such a way that the chicken juice or whatever was all over the salad.

But Chik-fil-a nuggets tho

Humblebrag time.

Those concepts are fucking hideous.

Depends on your role, salary vs hourly, etc.

Seems to me like we’re heading fast down the highway.....

That’s my personal favorite pet peeve.

In other news: Duh.