In high school every time I went out with my friends to a place that rhymes with Flapple Keys they would get my order wrong. I would order extra olives...no olives. No onions...extra onions. You would have thought that I had a buddy there who was punking me. Nope.

People are looking at me funny because I’m silently laughing and crying at my desk.

Gives real name, but fake restaurant name...

Only now could the 12c be considered understated. When it came out it was bananas.

You are the only person.

That shit was epic. Sorry. I don’t care if it was a segment on Fallon, or it’s own show. My life is better for having seen it.

So Nikki’s love life is on Meek?

OH SHIT...GET YOUR TOWELS READY IT’S ABOUT GO TO DOWN...the rocket, I mean, from excess lateral velocity.

I now have to listen to this immediately.

I've never wanted to get head in the back seat of an SUV more in my life.

This picture should haunt all of our dreams.

I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY. IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SUMMONING THE BAT AND FIRING IT AT THE PITCHER.

Renaissance woman Farrah Abraham has worn many hats during her brief time in the spotlight.

SICK BURN

Still got beat off the line.

It is pretty savvy. When I think of Rand Paul I often think of cornholing.

So, this is a story about the Balls of Gorgon?

I just love the NASA livery on the F/A-18s. I always thought those were the coolest.