NotYeezus
NotYeezus
NotYeezus

We did this, for both our kids, once they could turn over. Both sleep through the night every night, and are now 9 and 6.

That’s The Mc Larens Race Team to you buddy.

Happy Belated!

My 3rd grade son came home from school yesterday proudly proclaiming that he convinced some kids that the school was on fire.

DON'T YOU HATE ON WAFFLE HOUSE

What in the actual fuck is a video strip poker machine?

ALL BLUE EVERYTHING

THESE PARTICULAR IMAGES WERE STILL RECORDED ON FILM

It's Chu in kanji, which is one half of the symbol for loyalty. It's also onomatopoeia for the sound of kissing in Japan, which is cute. By itself it doesn't mean anything, though.

Everyone hates you being this pedantic.

...videos in the 1930s...

This is really YOUR FAULT for being a Vikings fan. Acceptance is the first step.

Honestly, I'd rather have them die of thirst then make a mess on the goddamn floor every night.

I've talked to Dr. Electron Kebebew before. He's got to win.

Yes, when you're shopping for vegan cheese. NOT AT A CHEESE SHOP.

NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR SERIOUS.

Casein allergy is a milk allergy. When you're allergic to milk, the allergy is actually to the casein. But no one knows what the fuck casein is, so people just say milk allergy. Which I'm pretty sure is what she would have said if she was actually allergic to casein.

WHERE IS THIS LIFE CHANGING REUBEN?? TELL ME YOUR SECRET!