Sold American!

I always wanted one of these when they were new.

Amazingly, the Beetle Convertable R-line (manual) has a lower gross vehicle weight than the GTI SE. And while they both have 2.0 TSI engines, the difference, as always, is in the torque.

DO NOT GOOGLE CENTURY EGGS!

I think the most important thing I learned in this article is that the plural of beef is beeves.

As opposed to frozen langoustines.

When I worked at a Fridays the policy was that if you paid for it yourself then they wouldn't write you up. I had someone bail on a $65 check...I did not pay that shit. Write me up. I'm in college...like I give a fuck.

DO NOT GOOGLE CANADIAN MILK o.O

I've got to think he meant langoustines.

THIS IS THE BEST COLUMN/BLOG POST IN THE HISTORY OF COLUMNS/BLOG POSTS.

Zero. The number of fucks she gives.

My favorite class is now ruined with awkwardness.

Fuck that noise.

ANTGHAZI!!!

These are absolutely the best wiper blades I've ever owned. They are amazing.

It's a dick.

Have you seen his Google+ profile pic? (Of course not, who uses Google+?)

Goddamn Snowpiercer was an epic piece of Randian self-determinist fuckery.