That's why Los Angeles is the best place to learn how to drive a car. I had a job working as a messenger when I was 17. It was awesome.

I haven't seen flopping like that since the World Cup.

I went through a period where I would punch my wife as hard as possible while I was sleeping, thinking I was punching some baddie in the face. She was not amused. Thankfully, you can't punch that hard laying down on your side, and half the time I'd be facing away from her, so I'd just punch the nightstand, waking…

Bear Down!

Maybe they just meant to write that Bonnie was on fleek, not on Fleck.

It's too bad that movie was fucking awful.

WHO'S THE REAL BITCH!?

It's a dick.

the current Accord is a behemoth.

Love The Mars Volta. Thanks!

I dunno man. It's kinda fun.

This.

A) Your name is Eunuch.

Uber effectively bought a whole suite of technology that was already well developed, and bought the leaders in autonomous vehicle development in the field. These are the guys who won the DARPA driverless car challenge and who have successfully built autonomous vehicles for the Army. They are buying proven technology.

I knew I had another one, but I can't believe it took me this long to remember.

Great story.

I was with my sister, who is a (very) minor celebrity, on Sunset Blvd at was was then Ben Frank's (now it's Mel's Diner). We were picking up some food very late at night. Sean Penn was leaving as we were sitting in the waiting area. He looks at us and says "It's all sunglasses and limousines, eh?"

Fuck popcorn.

But the voice over guy tho?

When I was a senior in high school I was madly in love with a girl in my drama class...DRAMA. She was not in love with me. We both had friends one year older that had gone on to college that year. Well, they were more her friends than mine. I suggested that I drive us, more than 8 hours each way, up to the school to…