John:

Do you think actors/actresses go to Halloween parties dressed as roles they've played? Like does Jennifer Lawrence show up to your costume party as Katniss Everdeen? Also, would that be super cool, or completely lame?

If you ever get to Central America, try Cerveza Moza...it's a dark bock that is insanely drinkable. It's everywhere in Guatemala.

Don't tip based on how big the hand you won was; $1 or $2 per win is fine.

Or a fake pump.

Alone in a McDonalds?

Honest to god, my wife's older cousins do this. They don't bring a whole meal, but they bring their own condiments and customize every single dish so that it's not the thing anymore.

I SEE DEAD PHONES

I know I'm quickly becoming an "old" but what does describing something as "thirsty" in this context mean? The book is so thirsty that...

There is an Avery Russian Imperial Stout called The Czar on tap at my local craft brew pub. It is spectacular. One of the best beers I've ever had.

It seems to me that Melinda Bogans gave several fucks indeed.

+1 for Routan

This is the best announcement ever. Not that Marchman is taking over, but just how it's written.

That's what's up.

I think the big lesson from this video is that LASERS ARE KEWL.

I saw a How It's Made, or something like that, about these. They make the body like a tank...it's a steel box. They are so heavy and durable that the chassis wears out before the body does, but they just take the body off and put it on a new chassis.

I, for one, welcome our new monkey overlords.

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