That would assume that McDonalds sells burgers, not pinkslime patties.

that is the worst thing I've ever seen... I'm speechless

DO NOT accidentally Google "blew interior."

• No one is worried about Scott Stapp. [People]

How about accelerator pedal, or just accelerator, which I think is what they are actually called.

I think the takeaway from this is - There's a Thomson Airways?

My level of surprise is nil.

Sadly, that is the most interesting part of this particular story, although it was an interesting time. The romance between Dave Navarro and my sister was short lived. However, it did result in going to see the first Jane's Addiction reunion show at what was then the Universal Amphitheater.

One time I came home and Dave Navarro was sitting on the couch with my sister.

At :45...does he say that the sensors measure the angle of the dangle? Because I hear that's what matters.

8. Pinkeye

I was going to post the same joke.

My wife figured out the solution to this years ago. Just never have sex with me.

Fuck Ed L right in his crabby patty.

Duh, aliens.

Having also been snipped, I'm curious whether or not the experience of coitus changes for you. It's not something I feel comfortable talking about without the anonymity of the Internet.

Two things.

Sad Dad really needs the damn piece and quiet from 4 to 6pm, however, because those damn kids better be doing their homework, and Dad's had a rough day.

That's probably what was served.