NotYeezus
NotYeezus
NotYeezus

Chicago dogs are the only hot dogs and are delicious and you are wrong, respectfully.

Yeast is delicious on popcorn. Gives it a cheesy flavor. Vegans use it all the time to add a savory quality to food that doesn't contain any animal products.

I've been using this for years. It's hard to find now, except on Amazon.

I've been using this for years. It's hard to find now, except on Amazon.

That shit made my face break out.

That shit made my face break out.

Why would you raise a jeep this much, then put the exhaust output under the body? Run a full snorkel, ffs.

This is such hot bullshit.

PEI produces Malpeques oysters, which are delicious, so watch it Willy.

I've met Mike Mitchell. I sold him a bunch of appliances for his new house in Pittsburgh. he's a pompous dick.

I love the knob, and I even like the buttons with the displays on them. But why, God, why would you use the shift indicator bezel from a 2002 Malibu?

Rivera didn't even come close to pitching that many innings or throwing that many pitches in a season, let alone a world series win, without rest. Rivera averaged like 71 innings pitched a season - his high was 107. Baumgarner pitched 217 innings this season. He pitched over 60 innings this post season.

How about how he didn't seem phased one iota on the mound? Normally you see guys up there exhaling, trying to control their nerves. He just stood there. Totally calm. Just pitched. It was truly unbelievable.

He has ice water in his veins. I've never, ever, seen a pitcher more calm and collected, and it was in the most important game ever!

It's 9, right?

The security theater of the TSA is bullshit from the get go. You think you're safer because of them? Also, there are always at least two of them standing in the back. Also, if they saw shit escalating, why didn't they call for back up?

I thought TSA agents focused on feeling my nutsack. Oh, my bad.

I'm fairly certain there are some rules like "you can't walk away from your post." Or some such bullshit. Although there is one large female TSA person walking to the gate agent, so idunno. I'm just a white libertard.

I love how you assume I'm white. Carry on. You're right. I'm a total racist.