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As our friends at Autoblog reported today, Toyota is expanding their airbag-related recalls, and will send letters to owners this week. If you think your car might be involved, go here to check your VIN.

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There is a big difference between people "from" Pittsburgh and the people living here. People "from" Pittsburgh are "Minnesota nice." Which is just a polite form of assholery.

You need to eat in Oakland more, man. Have you tried Szechuan Express on Oakland Ave? The shop is disgusting, but the food is pretty freaking good.

I would like to double star your response. Huge sandwich fan here. Like whoa. But I fucking hate Primanti's. That "slaw" they put on it is gross. If it was real coleslaw, which you can't even get here in Pittsburgh, we could talk.

I'm not complaining, I was just bummed. I fully plan to go back later.

I walked over there on Tuesday, not knowing that they had switched to Palestinian. I saw the signage first, and was excited. Then I saw the line, about 20 people long, and was sad, as I don't do lines. Thankfully, the ire of the "Jewish community" hasn't kept people away, and I suspect it will only increase the…

I'm thinking, not like this:

The past decade has seen bacon rise from its former station as a humble yolk delivery device in disreputable breakfast joints to its current status as the totemic foodstuff of the American man.

It's like giving an award for the Best F-150 to Ford. They are the standard, so they have to win. It might as well be called the Best Miller Light.

I know Matt Ygleasis. Matt Ygleasis is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Matt Ygleasis.

And the flu vaccine only protects against the 3 odd strains they guessed would be present this year. Doesn't mean you shouldn't get either.

I find Moose to be a highly unlikely target of roadkill in Utah. The areas in which Moose can be hunted in Utah is incredibly small and remote.

GUESS WHAT? The most common infection, HPV, is preventable through vaccine. Oh, it also can cause cancer. So guess what else? Get your kids vaccinated before they start doing it, get HPV, and get cancer.

There, now it's not news anymore.

It's a dick.