Did you guys get ESPN Desportes licenses in bulk for a discount or something?

CHEMTRAILS...YOU FORGOT CHEMTRAILS!

Please consider this a proposal for marriage. A dirty mouthed clean lady...

I tried the sandwich. It was really terrible. If there is one thing pulled pork shouldn't be, it's dry and chewy. This shit was chewy as fuck.

Oh, fame is so hard for Anne Hathaway...

Those numbers on the 2L diesels are slow as fuck. Who cares if you have a manual at that point?

One step further than don't be afraid to walk away - ALWAYS walk away. Once you get the best price, say you're not sure, and you need to think about it. There was another car you were looking at, etc. Then GTFO.

This wasn't the pun that we wanted, but it was the pun that we needed.

CHEM-GAZI TRAILS

It gets better. One of the items on their menu..."The Illegal Mexican."

Nut-hello...how are you? *wink wink*

When are we going to start calling it OkStupid?

Is he giving someone the shocker with that hand gesture?

"I do not recommend carrying a cat outside [without] a proper container," another offered in an email.

When you look at the thumbnail of this photo it seems like that coach is going to ride the dragon thing from The Neverending Story.

Oh no you diin't!

Lists about coffee, ranked.

The Flying J are the BEST. TRUCK. STOPS.

DAT TURBO SPOOL THO

What ever happened to Alesseandro Nivola anyway?