I fucking loved it. Especially this.

Now someone please photoshop Baloteli's haircut onto Batali, since that's who I thought you were referring to.

What are you going to do now that you used up your entire pun budget for the year? Granted, it was an amazing show, and I LOLed.

There are depreciation costs, but you also are USING THE CAR. So the amount that it is depreciating isn't THAT much more than the cost of using it. The value of my ice cream sundae depreciates as I eat it, but that doesn't mean I"m not getting value out of it.

I was thinking:

Tyler, I really like your writing and I find what you write about interesting. I have to say I find this headline in poor taste. "Terrorists" or not, people died. Anthropomorphizing cliches, like "Bloodies its talons" are not appropriate.

You know where the Kazakhstani Orthodox Pastry Festival is? TELL ME.

Bullshit. I haven't seen a stomp that intentional since American History X.

Couldn't get the rights to the English broadcast, eh?

Maybe restaurants cook it less? Aside from being bland, would it be under-cooked if you used unsalted water? I think this requires a Foodspin experiment.

It's possible I don't know much about card counting.

"In the most simple terms possible, oversteer in when the front wheels slip while cornering and oversteer is when the rear wheels slip while cornering."

DROPPING SCIENCE

Is dipping your finger into boiling hot water to taste it recommended, or just preferred?

1/2 pound of prosciutto = 1 metric shit-tonne of prosciutto

For god's sake, how much must they have spent on a vinyl banner that was just going to get destroyed?!?

Top 5 and Bottom 5. That sums up Flacco pretty well, I think.

Is this part of Jez's new feature, "Is it a real fake boob, or a fake fake boob?"

It's a dick.

Can someone tell me what Gawker Media Mogul Nick Denton is doing to fix this dog boner gif problem?!?!