the thumbnail on the main page does not look like Nikki as Spiderman. Methinks that's on purpose.

#2 in Ohio? 2000 Dodge Caravan. smh

I think you meant "slipped dicks."

I use this one and love it.

Blount is my neighbor. His kids go to my kids school and this happened at the closest intersection to my house.

Seems legit.

...really great features.

Unless your company is awesome, most corporate plans don't include the "Fun" collection. Sorry to burst your bubble.

RE: Driving babysitters home

FWIW, there are 4 UofAs in the USA (5, if you include U of Alberta). I was more than horrified to think that the University of Arizona was the subject of this post.

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They already had 5 goddamn people in the car, one of whom was giant (not fat shaming), including 2 goddamn kids. Where in the actual fuck were they going to put that shit? ..."uhhh, in the back."

Jimmy? Jimmy, dat you?

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I'm sorry for your difficulties. My question, however, remains valid. If you ask a stupid question...

I MUST NEEDS POST THIS GIF NAO

Can commenters still read the article before posting?

Falafel is awful. Don't believe the hype.

Which one of the Deadspin staff is Joe Cobb?

Fairly certain that's Patricia Arquette, not Rose McGowen. But I could be wrong.