OH SNAP, THE CROSS GAWKER MEDIA FRUIT RANKING WAR IS ON BRO.

Just when it would have been immensely appropriate to post a gif of someone vogueing while crying....THANKS OBAMA!

SICK YAW BRO!

You and HamNo need to get together and fry all the fruits, since you both seem to hate them so much.

You waited until AFTER they turned off the poop/rape gifs to post something to "BUKKAKE," didn't you?

Max sentence for aggravated assault is up to 1 year in the County Jail and/or have to pay up to a $1,000.00 fine. If he pleads guilty, he could probably get that bumped down.

The Best Recipe/America's Test Kitchen version of Chicken Parm is hands down the best version I've ever made, or eaten.

I choked on my LifeSaver Wint-o-Green.

Really glad you didn't get arrested this time!

Spy Hunter!

I think we were close to Tyler.

It may be a joke, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Lonely Island video for Jizz in my Pants.

Neither will writing snarky articles.

My older, adult sister, and I were driving through Texas. My sister had fallen asleep for a while. I had stopped at a Dairy Queen for dinner and she woke up as I pulled in. I went to the bathroom while she waited in line. I got back and walked up to her at the counter, just as this exchange happened.

Maybe if your website didn't dress so slutty...

I bought a used Subaru from Day Subaru in Pittsburgh. They had these giant stuffed figures sitting in some of the cars. My son was about 2 and 1/2. He really liked the Elmo one. They gave it to us "for free" after we bought the car. Then I had to ask them to take the giant bright orange and yellow DAY sticker off the…

So in this case, the best dealer experience is a non-dealer experience.