Siiiiiiiiiiiigh...

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

Well, she's got "Crazy in Love" and "Single Ladies," two of the biggest songs of the last twenty years...

nope. Halo, Countdown, Drunk in Love, Say My Name, Independent Woman, 'Bills, Bills, Bills', XO, Single Ladies, Party are all 'important' modern R&B singles. ( few of them from Destiny's Child)

I'm just annoyed these screencaps are from I, Robot and you've reminded me of that boring thing.

Kid Rock is a smudgy, sixth-generation xerox of a 1976 promotional photo of Ted Nugent with a more monosyllabic vocabulary.

I'm not sure finally losing it with the notorious psychotic asshole she's thus far managed to tolerate throughout the production of two films makes her unlikeable.

"Scarlett Johansson says there's nothing creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta."

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

There's a fundamental part of the equation that everyone forgets when they ask this question: marketing. Master of the Universe is a craptacular title, but Fifty Shades of Grey is brilliant. As pointed out, the cover art is elegant and accessible, invoking a certain alluring aesthetic without telegraphing "escapist…

Fifty Shades of Fetal Pedophilia.

"And I think the fact that the books sold so well says and means something, and I don't think it's necessarily BAD."

I'd rather people didn't read than choose to read something which normalises abusive relationships.

1) If you didn't have a union, you'd almost certainly have shittier wages and working conditions.
2) If you can't afford to tip when you eat out, cook for your own self. There's no excuse for being a cheap-ass piece of shit.

Look, I know a lot of people are BSing about their MSG sensitivity, but I'm not. I'm celiac, and also have trouble with MSG and aspartame. Twice, I ended up in misery and pain for hours with muscle cramps running from the top of my head to my legs because a Chinese restaurant added MSG to the food after saying they…

My parents ran a diner in the 50's while going to college. They had an annoying customer that came in everyday told everyone what was wrong with them, made rude sexist remarks to my mother and made a general nuisance out of himself. He always ordered the Chicken Fried Steak strips that were a special of the restaurant…

Yeh, I went to Mexico for business a few years ago, and one of the guys from my office kept mixing up the exchange rate (embarrassing, since it was right at 10 pesos per dollar at the time — nice and easy to calculate). He accidentally ended up tipping extraordinarily well (like 100% well) for the two weeks we were…

Please ask the following:

I was really enjoying getting to know you....Dave.

I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.