I'm not anti-gun. I grew up in a place with guns. I understand their utility. But the reason I've never bought one — besides the difficulty of getting a CHL license in New York — is that it's another thing someone can wrestle away from me and use against me. I just don't think it's a solution to the larger issue.

4chan is a horrible place, period.

I dealt with a stalker in high school. He wanted to date, I said no and he went batshit. Threats, showing up places I was, sending threats through other people, waiting outside my classes, telling people I was a slut, driving down my street-usual stalker stuff. My parents took me to the police, and while I was…

I'm so sorry that happened to you, and not at all surprised by the police response.

This is the first time I've heard the phrase "opinion rape", and I immediately want that phrase to die.

Wow that customer's an ass, sorry.

And after dinner they were going to watch home movies at the AMC! That, or maybe drink their own coffee in a Barnes & Noble while reading books they brought from home. BUT NOW THEIR EVENING IS RUINED!

Just because people might not be able to eat out doesn't mean they shouldn't have just as much opportunity as anyone else to torment waitstaff!

I hate the fake-celiac sufferers as much as the next anonymous internet person, but asking someone to describe their disease before you take them seriously makes you an asshole. Do not do this.

Now that's a hoopy woman who always knows where her towel is.

Momador,

I'm glad to see that in a head-to-head matchup, Guy Who Save Bread trounced The Breadfucker.

The bar for 2015 has been set ridiculously high. Bless you all.

Pffffft like he'd have gotten in there otherwise.

It's very thoughtful of you to pack him in with a drink.

Who do I send this Kleenex receipt to for reimbursement? You, Jeezy, or the ninjas who are clearly somewhere in my living room cutting onions right now??

ETA: I just saw that damn Apple commercial with the grandma and the record and now I am DONE

This!! A host addressing racist and upsetting guests really helps keep things comfortable, especially when not everyone knows each other! I've lost intentionally misplaced friends because they mishandled situations like this so horribly.

The well-actually people have spoken and contended that Amanda Waller isn't really a villain. Case dismissed.

Amanda Waller isn't a villain. She's a morally complex hardass who sometimes does bad things to preserve the common good.