It's the most perfect reaction because by bouncing it back to him, the interview makes himself look even more like the massive fistula he so clearly is.

Already done, Lea! I let Glee go back in season 2.

"You can look at her statement in two ways:

Or just let another woman feel however the fuck she wants to about her body without deciding she's right or wrong.

I won an "Ugly Holiday Sweater" contest at work this week with this sweater.

plz tell me more about how to do feminisms

1. As a male, this is not news.
2. Darwin Awards are not depressing. They're fascinating, bordering on hilarious.
3. Hold my beer and watch this!

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

I've had a chihuahua and I've had a pit bull. Same size heart!

I wish they'd gotten a close up of that power glare at 1:35. It is Pure cat anger and disdain.

"Says," "allegations ," "accuses," and "claims" all share the same meaning in this context: nobody's been convicted of anything, so you have to acknowledge that in some way to avoid accusations of libel.

Why retire when she's doing what she loves, is physically fit enough to still do it at a high level, and can still make shitloads of money doing it?

A Benny Hill chase sequence in slow motion has done more for women than anything Piers has ever said. The man is the walking equivalent of strumming your finger over your lips while going "bubububuh".

Is there any word from commenter Ariana Grande's Clit?

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised. I still rankle at the "Women can do whatever they want without having anyone criticize them!" theory of feminism.

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

In my experience, nobody who responds to a comment with "are you _____?" on Gawker is interested in a reasoned discussion. Unless the comment was, "hey everybody, guess what race I am!"

Ferguson is a small suburb of a very large metro area. That's like saying "I'll never live in New York City because they have so much snow in Buffalo."

Goddammit Greater St. Louis Area. I love you really. You were a great place to grow up. But seriously. Can we cut this bullshit out? You're making us all look bad.

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