The best book sex I never read was in the The Mother, which is a Georges Bataille novella that was published posthumously and heavily edited. You get to the messed up sex part (because Georges Bataille is all about messed up sex climaxes) and then right when the fucking is about to happen, the book goes, "[Editor's…

i will read PWP in fanfiction and stuff, but in general with my novels, i'm...not adverse to it? but i need it to mean something?

A plot and reasonably tolerable characters are both musts for me, but my preferred level of raunch varies with the author. Sex is harder to write about than people seem to assume, and even some people writing romance and erotica are awful at it. If someone has the chops to write a hot sex scene, it can be as detailed…

It's more like; there will be 3 girls, and 3 guys, and one of the girls or guys will be new, but the other 5 will have an established relationship of either friendship or antagonism/sexual tension. Something will bring them together (dark witch evil, murderer in town, extortion from neglectful parent) and they will…

Hey, remember that time when Family Guy didn't exist and Seth McFarlane wasn't being paid to make jokes on the Oscars about sexual assault?

The real Tiny Detectives:

Haha that's what I thought! They were unmoved by child murder, but DAMN THE HERBALISTS AND THEIR MEDICINES.

I'm quite liberal, but IMO Austin Powers is not appropriate to show in a classroom setting to ten-year olds.

But I have to live in the world with the kids you create...is a reality.

I hate Kyle. He better get it together now or he is profoundly fucked. My 12 year old stepdaughter asked for a four wheeler for Christmas because her stepdad got one and we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?" Kyle would've bought the stupid thing and then blamed the outdoor recreation…

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

I just really don't think it's fair to blame these moms for the fact they got overexcited about their new babies and then someone took the photos and used them for creepy roleplay.

COUNTRY HIP-HOP? Country version of the running man? I am so utterly and resoundingly confused and disturbed.

There are few men existent and otherwise that deserve Uhura and he is /not/ one of them.

This dance video is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I thank you from the bottom of my heart, truly.

There is a monumental difference between using a name that's not on your driver's license and not wanting your friends and family to know who you are. Surely anyone can understand this concept, particularly given the context given in the article.

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

Please don't put your "face" label on me.

In light of these recent findings, I've just conducted my own study. Here's what I have so far: