A well-filtered #tbt Instagram photo.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I had an ex like that. Whenever I tried anything other than missionary, he'd go soft and complain that it "wasn't intimate enough." He wanted to gaze into my eyes or whatever. Yet when I stumbled on his porn stash- that was a whole different story. Freaky shit. Some guys have some serious madonna/whore baggage…

I bet Sirs Patrick and Ian rode in one of the swinging cars on the Wonder Wheel. Those things scare the shit out of me every time.

A self-described stage parent not displaying appropriate behavior at a significant life event for her child? Color me shocked.

I don't understand what's preventing you from reading that other blog entry you'd rather read and not clicking on this one, thus not reading it.

If you like that post on Feministing, why don't you just.. read it on Feministing?

"I like a little something to grab on to!"

Then once one you give one of them a chance, they will kindly suggest the benefits of breast implants. Don't worry your ass is perfect though. But the makeup? less is more amrite?

Too late. It's already begun.

My entire existence finally has validation! *frolics through a meadow*

The arrogance never ceases to amaze me on that front. I like to remind those dudes, "Do you really think we women breathe a sigh of relief because you, one person on the entire planet, has approved one of my physical characteristics to be 'okay' with you?"

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

In high school, I was informed that I was chair of the IBTC, so you should promptly remove that from your resume.

I was also given detention for responding to that particular gentleman that we couldn't all be blessed with his cleavage. I'm gonna go add that to mine.

I've said this before and I'll say it again: there is no acceptable breast size - you're either told to get padded bras/push-up bras/water bras/etc or to get a minimizer bra/separating bra/etc. Your breasts will always be too small or too big. It sucks for everyone.

For all the guys who think it's helpful to add "personally, I like small boobs" to this discussion: this is an interesting counterpoint to that tired response. Also:

Yeah, that doesn't really help or make things better. The point is to not body-shame women. Saying one type of boob or body size or skin color or anything is better than any other because of X, Y, Z just shifts the type of person under scrutiny. Let's fix your comment:

Someone PLEASE put this to "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails. PLEASE. I lack the skill.