Oh my god, the forearms. I'm SUCH a sucker for a good forearm. I didn't take in a single word of EU Law last year because my lecturer rolled up his sleeves at the beginning of every lecture (It was his "let's begin" signal, and oh boy did we girls shut up fast).

Let me get you a list of burn centers in North America. (at least she can blame it on the house if she wants to?)

Ok, maybe I'm being a meanie here, but I don't think Kaley Cuoco really needs any help getting a divorce. I'm pretty sure that's going to happen whether or not she buys a divorce house.

Ah, Bieber's dad. The douche doesn't fall far from the tree with this one, I see.

Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving, resisting arrest and driving without a licence while allegedly drag racing in Miami.

Maybe he will work through that as well

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like if a black male his age were caught speeding while drunk AND high, then proceeded to curse at the police officer arresting him. The scenario does not end well.

I desperately want Justin Bieber to stop wearing chunky gold chains with poofy baseball caps.

My mom, who announced last night that she "loves Nick Cannon" has declared Justin Biever [sic] to be "over". You heard it here first, kids.

I actually leaned into the computer screen.

People! Bieber is a young star crying for help. We should be praying that he gets that help, rather than mocking him and laughing...

Is THAT what the brain zaps are called?? I take Paxil for my OCD and I've tried a few times to get off of it, but those brain zaps...whoooo boy, those are a doozy.

Rachel McAdams and I have always been on the same page about butter, though no one ever answers our question about the carb-y nature of the stuff.

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

I just started watching Orange is the New Black (I am slow on the uptake of new tv, gimme a break ;)) and omg I love her character, and just her in general. She *is* a superhero, I swear...

Laverne Cox is gorgeous, just so on point.

But of course, because it's a disease that disproportionately affects white males, you don't see anyone doing anything to help it! Won't someone please thing of the white guys!

That was way harsh, Tai.

We are eternally grateful to Florida. You have done the world a great service.