1) You do not have a right to be the star of your own nationally-syndicated television show. That is a huge, huge privilege that is bestowed upon a very, very small amount of people in the entire nation. It's ok to have standards, like, must be competent, and must not be a horrible person.
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The Invisible Hand of Capitalism taketh away, and the Invisible Hand of Capitalism giveth again.
Anyone here watch duck dynasty? I feel like this was happening while we were all busy watching Breaking Bad and American Horror Story.
Marriages in which only one spouse is a heavy drinker are more likely to end in divorce, according to new research.…
Mine came off halfway through this sentence.
Disclaimer: I work for the Army, where we require all personnel, including pregnant women, to receive an annual flu shot.
Honestly, a nurse who's that paranoid about flu shots really shouldn't be a nurse. Having a legitimate religious reason or an allergy to ingredients in the vaccine are not the same as just being worried because of a vague warning on one type of the vaccine.
Mallard visage.
Kim, why do we wear heels and carry a finger painted Birkin bag when we accompany our husband taking out the trash? This is the kind of question you should be asking yourself.
Paris Hilton is one of the top 5 DJs in the world. It is good to see a made-up person excelling in a made-up profession.
I live in the midwest, where "craft" shows held in high school gymnasiums are a thing. If that Kimye bag featured, say, a triptych of Edward, Bella, and Jacob rather than demons, it would fit right in with the knitted potholders and beaded bracelets, and sell for $15. ART!
I have been looking at this bag for a while now trying to determine what the fuck is happening in this picture, and all I keep seeing is some effed up Kardashian sister orgy with a demon. I'm now regretting studying this image so hard.
That bag is so awful it makes me smile. I'm not capable of appreciating the oeuvre of George Condo, but I do appreciate rich people trolling other rich people.
There's no way you can NOT dance to it.
No arguments here. I had to take road trip and every radio station was playing this. You can totally do disco hands while driving to this song. This was MY song of the Summer.
I never read "hot mess" and think that the person is saying "I was a good looking mess" I see "I was an inexcusable mess last night" or disorderly or something along those lines. It isn't really a "good" thing when I see it.
yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.
I want to like Joan Rivers so much. She's a gemini like me I think. But she says SO MUCH DUMB SHIT and just expects people to be okay with it because "comedy". No. That's not how it works love.