Also that HP production has got to be super sad. Ever think about all the times Harry was crying as a baby and was neglected and didn't know why and maybe YOU'RE over-invested.

To me, this is a perfect example of an Obama mic drop. He isn't attending and, in his place, is sending a world-class athlete with so many titles to her name that they can't fit on one wiki page. She also happens to be outspoken for LGBTQIA rights and is part of the community herself.

He also can cook, don't forget that sexiness-factor-tripling fact!

Ohhhhh. Well, that's adorable.

Can any Japanese-speaking Jezzies make a transcript for those of us who don't know Japanese? I love this guy and his kitties and I'd love to know what he's saying.

I don't know if this man's gentle affection for his cats made him sexy, or if I would find him attractive anyway, but either way...meow.

All right all you dog people, we get it, you hate cats. Get outta here and let the cat people enjoy their holiday squee!! Go be superior somewhere else, we're having fun over here.

I'm gonna blow your little mind a little bit here: there are plenty of hetero men who like things up the butt. It's actually quite stimulating and relaxing. I mean, or so I've heard.

Full disclosure: My love of stripes has earned me the nickname "Elm Street." So, I can haz bias.

C-Firthz is meant to be like the nicest, most polite person ever in real life! I'm not understanding how he is gross, or squidgy. *clutches Mr Darcy lifesize pillow*

Aww, come on, don't be that commenter.

It's noteworthy because it's rare, and it's challenging the stereotype that only youth attracts big sponsorships. So, yeah, I thought it was worth pointing out.

BREATHTAKING!

Let's discuss.

I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?

I've actually always sort of liked that. We don't know why Firth was at the wedding, and there are other small connections that are just—"hey, these people are friends and it doesn't come up every day in conversation how and why people are friends so roll with it!" to me.