If it's one thing the RCC has mastered over the centuries, it's spin...

Basically. Someone said it the last time he came up here: He's not a better Pope, he's just a PR genius.

I basically agree, and I have been saying as much to people. Pope Francis really hasn’t said anything entirely revolutionary or contradictory to the previous regimes. His differences seem, to me, to be largely those of how he is branding himself and Catholicism. He’s not saying “Gays is GREAT!” he’s saying “Ugh. Let’s…

CLIMB INTO MY ARMS, MY BABIES. I SHALL SNUGGLE YOU INTO MY BOSOMS FOREVER.

"Yup. NAILED IT." — Pretty much every cat, ever, upon doing absolutely anything, intentionally or unintentionally.

I suspect it comes from a deeply entrenched sense of entitlement and narcissism. Which yes, is self-destructive, but not consciously.

Eeee! What a beautiful kitty!

Dirt bag is back!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. The kittens are controlling my brain.

YES! I am here for that cat.

OH MAH GAD THE RUNT! THE LITTLE RUNT! SECOND FROM THE LEFT!

I don't need a fat pact with someone. I just need women in my life who like to live healthy, eat well, get active and WON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT in the process. I love being active. I love eating healthy. I love working out. I would even like to shed some pounds. But i don't want to talk about my weight, or…

For some reason, any time a heterosexual woman kisses another heterosexual woman in this context, they seem obliged to refer to the other as having "soft lips." I always wondered about the lips of the men that these poor women were ordinarily kissing, and then finally deduced that this means "her mouth was not…

I think I would freak out with happiness if I saw the untouched version on a magazine cover. Oh my god, she has actual thighs under that skirt and is not just a dress form with a face stuck on top! She has a shadow under her eye (which I think looks good on her) because that face is a human face!

That's right. She is NOT everyone's BFF.

And her fat armpit. I can't believe she goes out in public with armpits like that.

Thank god they fixed her fat forehead!

No, you keep the cannoli....

Should have been a box of cannoli.

Poker face, you say?