Alec Baldwin and Keith Olbermann should totally hang out. Both liberal. Both around the same age. Both fond of younger women. Both unrepentant assholes. They deserve each other. Or they'll kill each other. Either way.

Geraldo Rivera has a lot of fucking nerve finally realizing Zimmerman is a psychopath, considering he said it was Trayvon's hoodie that got him profiled and killed.

Not petty. Malicious. Petty would indicate that we have nothing to gain from this sort of behavior as a group.

I. Do. Not. Understand. I'm Irish and I've got hair that actually introduces itself to seatmates on the train. GTFO.

I don't understand what is 'distracting' about her hair — it's an adorable poofy curly awesomeness!

What does that mean? One person getting treated badly = not caring if others do? Just wondering.

I want this girl to move to the loving arms of Brooklyn where even middle school aged kids are informed enough to know that her hair is awesome.

So, would this hair have been a distraction? Cause it's pretty similar.

I have hair just like Vanessa's, only much longer. I'm also whiter than the driven snow, and have green eyes. Kids picked on me all throughout school, but I never got sent home. They got punished (when they were caught). This is obviously a racially motivated decision on the school's part, and they should be ashamed…

Jane Austen! No, no, no. Her Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing, when Kenneth Branagh was her Benedict (and they were still married in real life) is my dream thing for her to read me. Literally just their lines.

Edit: Pffft, he doesn't even have to be younger.

Emma Thompson, I will make out with you. Then you can read to me (Jane Austen) and Brush my hair.

I have a white friend who always went with black guys and eventually married one. She thinks she is the last word on racism, knows all about it, talks about the dirty looks she gets when she's with her husband (we live in the NYC metro-area so they are hardly novel) and thinks she is, of course, racism-free because…

In that case, can one of the Kardashians please start humping evolution or global warming?

Eh, we all have regrets. For instance, I regret that Ian McKellen isn't half a century younger, straight, and in love with me.

No. The reason why I don't think kids should have a TV in their bedroom is because it's empirically bad for children. The fact that I still haven't had a TV in my bedroom is the reason why I think it is ESPECIALLY ridiculous and unnecessary.