Thank you for sharing! I love hearing good things about my celebrity crushes!

She is my fantasy candidate.

I'm pretty sure I'd stalk Alan Cumming until he called a cop if I ever ran into him.

The fact that Tim Minchin went to the Met Ball is making me all kinds of happy.

Yeah, I've looked at the larger version forever and I still think somebody messed up a caption somewhere (not on Jezebel, but whatever photo source all of the blogs are getting the pictures from).

Agreed. It looks like upholstery. And not even upholstery I would choose, but something my mom would have loved.

I'm with you. Almost any of those dresses would have looked perfectly fine on any old boring red carpet. And man, I wish Helena Bonham Carter had been there! She ALWAYS dresses for the Punk Met ball.

The other thing I would mention is that you might have to really just be sort of hard core about ignoring her when she begs at night. I KNOW how much it sucks, believe me, I really do... interrupted sleep is horrible. But she really will stop begging eventually if you just NEVER EVER give in. It might take a week or a…

With the clarification on the size of the cans, it really doesn't sound like an excess of food. I would definitely get her checked out; sometimes all it takes is some bloodwork for them to figure out what's going on. It's a bummer you can't get her a playmate but when you can, maybe that will help!

I know. I just looked at HuffPo's slide show and really, almost no one even TRIED. Why have a theme at all if everyone is just going to wear a pretty dress? Disappointing.

Aw. Does your vet have any suggestions? I know there are some medical conditions that can make a cat fat. My ex has a cat that they have to REALLY restrict calories for just to keep him only sort-of fat. But that doesn't sound like much food at all. How many Temptations? And a quarter of what size can? My 4 cats each…

My theory is that after 3 you just stop caring, which leads to less stress. (I'm a single mother of 2 and I'm 100% sure if I had 4 children I would off myself).

Add to the list of funny bits Megan's mom, especially at dinner with Herb and his lovely wife, Peaches. Marie KILLED IT, with her asides to Megan in French... "listen to this idiot." HA!

I love TLo. Those Mad Men posts and style analyses are the best. I harass everyone Mad Men fan I know to read them.

Oh, any of that "well just do _____" made me homicidal. Not all babies are your baby, dude. Chances are good I've already tried it and it didn't work. Uugh.

OMG, mine too. Both of them acted like I was sticking a small lump of poison in their mouths when I tried to get them to use a pacifier. It was horrible.

Me too. I think this one just killed me dead.

Yeah, but he was definitely very much "let's put down the hippies" last week.

Yes, this is a HUGE pain. Maybe if I had bra-optional breasts, it wouldn't bug me so much, but I don't, and having to wear THREE layers all the time is fucking annoying.

Well, except that he's a hardcore Republican.