Yeah, I feel like this would’ve been a perfect “Danny paid for it” moment instead. You know, like Misty’s robot arm and literally everything else that needs easy fictional money. 

I don’t think you understand just how advanced Netflix has gotten with their production schedules. You think you’ll binge the whole thing this weekend and know whats up but then watch it again next weekend Matt’s zombie dad has some scenes too.

“Sadly,” Mike died on the way back to his home planet.

Obligatory.

God I so badly want to see Vincent D’onofrio’s Fisk face down with Holland’s Spider-Man.  PLEASE Marvel, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

You mean The Dark Knight Rises, right?
But yeah, I get you. I don’t HATE it, most of its component pieces are good, but the overall shape and goal of the narrative is just . . . not good. It’s sloppy and feels an awful lot like a first draft most of the time. Also, the (unintentional) messages sent are just BAD.

One of the things that bothered me about each sequel was that they just kinda dropped incredibly important geographic details from the previous movies. The train is ALL OVER Batman Begins, then you never see it again. The Narrows is an enormously important geographic location that never gets another thought. Then,…

Of Gal Godot doesn’t send out a “Welcome, sister!” then her twitter person should be fired.

When going in for the punch - AAAAAAAVOOO CADOOO TOAST *thwap*

Suggested catchphrases:

A super hero to truly represent millennials. 

I just wish he’d write faster. I mean, La Belle Sauvage ... that was a wait and a half.

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

I heard Comic Guy’s voice while reading this. Good job!

Starfire is a problem character because she’s been portrayed inconsistently. On the one hand, she’s represented in the cartoons as being a young teenager and pretty naive. This is a great character.

I just hate the look. I’m happy with an POC actress, but the outfit is just wrong.

OK. The good. The hair looks better in that picture. It’s not perfect, but it isn’t awful. The fur coat looks like trash, especially with the boots and the slit in the dress. It just says, as someone else pointed out, “Huggy Bear.”

The safe assumption is they got the finished project in hand and realized it’s a massive turd (possibly even in the wind) so they’re cutting it down to PG-13 to try and get as many butts in the seats on opening weekend before word gets out just how bad it is.

Every single night, the same arrangement,
I go out and fight the fight.
Still I always feel this strange estrangement,
Nothing here is real, nothing here is right.
I’ve been making shows of trading blows
Just hoping no one knows that I’ve been
Going through the motions,
Walking through the part.
Nothing seems to penetrate my…