I know. I don’t know what the point of all this was. This movie was never meant to explore racial issues. Just like how Lena Dunham (who I do not care for) never set out to address race in the first season of Girls but everyone jumped all over his ass for not doing it anyway. I don’t know when this trend started of…

The comrade has ruled that it is PROBLEMATIC! DOWN THE MEMORY WITH IT!

Apparently, it’s also culturally insensitive, “at best”, to enjoy the music of a Bollywood movie so much that you dance around your empty room. By these standards, I guess I’m practically a klansman (I can’t help it, the music is just so darned infectious).

OMG, had to scroll up to realize Rich penned this critique. Not a good look, my man....

But he’s SO GOT DAMNED WOKE! If this thinkpiece was a person, it would be Rachel Dolezal. So would half my newsfeed on Facebook, just a Santa’s scroll of posts by white guys about the awful white people.

Sorry, the white man says you should be offended.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

He wouldn’t pay them. Shit! He doesn’t pay his contractors, which still baffles me that any blue-collar person could know that and vote for him.

Story time!

Trump’s so terrible we can run anyone we want against him and win in a landslide!

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

Since we’re on the topic of fashion... who would have thought GQ would be so woke?

If she was willing go back to the stage, I could totally see Anna Kendrick in the role.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

For one second, I thought mandatory Crocs was an actual thing. We’re sure it isn’t, right?

The “disruption” should be should be a nationwide program to build public housing with a budget the size of the DoD. And the feds should control it, because federalism is stupid. Oh well, guess we have to wait another 20 years or so.

Can’t we just catapult homeless people into the ocean? It worked for Mayor Giuliani.

Definitely some awesome cars in this movie. One of my favorite movies this year too.