When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

So this is an article blasting an article and a comment on that article decrying that article?

How about you pay ME $8 to sit through both of these?

How about you pay ME $8 to sit through both of these?

I’m actually surprised Netflix picked this up....

WHY Will Forte and Steve Buscemi!? You are both so much better then Adam Sandler and his movies.

If my kid came home with a strange stamp on them saying that they were playing with a stranger who put it on them, I would be pissed.

After clicking that link I’m ready to launch the proletariat revolution, who’s with me

So THAT’S what the “gay agenda” is!

Pictured: Barack HUSSEIN Obama uses his Muslim powers to give entire islands The Gay to keep them from telling the truth about #BENGHAZI.

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

"The ocean is hungry."

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.

It's registered as a non-profit. I am looking at their IRS 990 forms now and it looks like they closed out fiscal year 2013 about $1.3 million in debt. But yeah, definitely evict the 85-year-old lady, that's a great PR move.

Can we maybe get Boehner elected second assistant moose-chaser of Yellowknife?

Not sure that's an arms race you really want to start. We have a whackadoo stockpile of civilization-ending levels.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

Eh, gotta say, this ad is actually very good. That dress got *TONS* of attention and any picture of it is very likely to make people actually look, and the message (that we don't see domestic violence even when it's right in front of us) is both effective and sensitive. The number is small, but really, you can find…