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NotAMonster

I think we should all just enjoy how desperate Huckabee is to stay in the national conversation despite his overwhelming irrelevance. 

I despise Scott Rogowsky. I’d play the game if it wasn’t for him.

Am I to understand that the CREW is going to be expected to pay for this mistake? The camera operator, the caterers, the costume assistant... those folks? The below the line people who worked 15 hours a day for a nutjob director for peanuts are going to be expected to pay for this shit?

I wish they would put Yoshi’s Woolly World out on Switch this year; especially since if the new Yoshi is delayed until 2019 they wouldn’t step on each other’s toes as much.

Script:

Open with The Joker racing from the scene of a bank heist, he’s laughing and shooting at the cops that are after him.

The Batman swings down from the sky and lands on the hood of his car. The car flips over and Batman tucks and rolls out of harms way.

Batman grabs The Joker from his car and punches him in the

I can’t remember the last time I cared as little about a big budget movie as I do about the next Robin Hood film.

Killing baby Hitler would work best if it seems like he’s going to gently suffocate the baby (who has the hair and mustash), and then does a wildly over the top murder where he bashes it against the walls and stabs it a hundred times and shoots a full clip into it, and saws it with a hacksaw, with blood shooting, and

Super is one of my favorite movies of all time. Its inclusion on this list of bad movies is a disgrace to AV Club and everyone involved in this article.

My official prediction is that the evil CEO guy is going to turn into Carnage in the third act; and they’ll have a throwaway line about how he was actually raised in a trailer park and his name is secretly Cletus Kasady.

How dare you James... I’ve always known that I wanted this.

What are your videos about?

Wahlberg is a terrible actor, and I have always hated him.

It was a good joke.

Are we going to talk about Peter Quill’s mustache?

A GHOST!!!

I agree with you about Garth Ennis.

Thank you, I will.

I’ve watched Wanted, Kick Ass, and Kingsmen and I left all three feeling same way I do after reading one of Miilar’s comics, which is if you peel away the razzle dazzle, they’re dirty and mean underneath.

The Oscars need to get behind this also. They’ve got a lot of bad press to make up for.

I hate Mark Millar’s work, with a passion. His outlook on the world is rotten and nihilistic, and makes for terrible entertainment.