Now would be a great time for our country to drastically rework all of our copyright laws, so that 62 year old medicine can just be made by anybody with a factory and sell the generic versions.

He should be sued for those millions of dollars in lost tourism revenue. Make the fucker sell his house and cash in his 401k.

Thank you.

Will someone please explain the “He’s Write An Entire Feature Length Screenplay in 12 Hours-levels of white, if you catch my drift.” joke to me. I do not get the reference.

It seems pretty simple to me: if the video footage that every jail and prison in America has pointing at every cell shows her taking her own life, then it was a suicide. If the footage is mysteriously missing, or the camera happened to stop working that day, then charge everyone in the building with murder until one…

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As some one who watches a lot of live comedy, I feel confident that the comedians who are complaining about college audiences are the same ones who make lazy jokes and punch down in their acts. “’Ha ha, that guy is a fag retard’....... hey you stupid college kids, why aren’t you laughing at my awesome material about…

I know I’m just a big ol’ socialist, but here’s a crazy idea: why don’t we give every student a free, healthy lunch every day; and tax rich people a tiny bit more to pay for it.

I’m not satisfied with just a settlement payment unless that money is coming from that asshole’s pension. Imagine if every time we got traffic tickets the bill was paid for by the city. There’s no incentive for him to stop doing exactly what he’s doing.

You know, I’m really sick of people saying that Mike Huckabee is a bigot. He is simply pointing out that transgendered people are a bunch of messed up perverts involved in an elaborate ruse to sexually prey on your children; exactly as he would have done as a teenager if that option had been available to him.

People do a lot of illogical things when they’re lonely.

This is exactly like the effort to raise the minimum wage to an amount people can live on. I would feel extremely poor if I made $25,000 per year working full time without the benefit of family support; but at 40 hours per week, that comes to $12 per hour (significantly more than the $7.25 we pay now.) And that’s not…

I would like to go on record as saying I would watch the heck out of a Baz Luhrmann Blade Runner musical.

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Google Play Music is also giving away The Best of Meatloaf and The Best of Toto this week.

Rule 34 is going to come down on this one hard.

It goes without saying that since this is Florida, this idiot will be allowed to keep his AR-15, should the mood strike him to go on a killing spree.

This is a toughie: would I rather be married by a Humanist Celebrant; clergy from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; or a Satanist Priest?

You forgot Nazi themed.

She wants a man who is as great as her father: handsome, funny, old fashioned, a gentleman, beyond giving of himself to others, fun to hang out with; isn't bald, has a certain je ne sais quoi charm, and has a career (not a job).