Will someone please explain the “He’s Write An Entire Feature Length Screenplay in 12 Hours-levels of white, if you catch my drift.” joke to me. I do not get the reference.

It seems pretty simple to me: if the video footage that every jail and prison in America has pointing at every cell shows her taking her own life, then it was a suicide. If the footage is mysteriously missing, or the camera happened to stop working that day, then charge everyone in the building with murder until one…

The best thing about this movie is that they will hopefully publish the Ostrander stories in trade paperback before release.

I recommend going with The Final Cut. It’s the best version of a good, but at this point slightly overrated film.

“Sarcastic”

As some one who watches a lot of live comedy, I feel confident that the comedians who are complaining about college audiences are the same ones who make lazy jokes and punch down in their acts. “’Ha ha, that guy is a fag retard’....... hey you stupid college kids, why aren’t you laughing at my awesome material about…

I know I’m just a big ol’ socialist, but here’s a crazy idea: why don’t we give every student a free, healthy lunch every day; and tax rich people a tiny bit more to pay for it.

I’ve only watched the above clip, but I don’t think those guys came off as an attempt at “loveable nerds” they felt like “sexually hostile bro’y tech start up nerds” which, if that’s what they were going for, they totally nailed it.

I’m not satisfied with just a settlement payment unless that money is coming from that asshole’s pension. Imagine if every time we got traffic tickets the bill was paid for by the city. There’s no incentive for him to stop doing exactly what he’s doing.

You know, I’m really sick of people saying that Mike Huckabee is a bigot. He is simply pointing out that transgendered people are a bunch of messed up perverts involved in an elaborate ruse to sexually prey on your children; exactly as he would have done as a teenager if that option had been available to him.

You were a big asset to io9, Meredith. Great luck in your next venture!

People do a lot of illogical things when they’re lonely.

As to why Thanos hasn’t sent an assassin to kill Loki: it was probably because infuriating Asgard is a lot of work, and would bring unwanted attention... and then with Loki rumored to be dead, he may have figured it was already taken care of.

Loki seems to be essentially in hiding, so he may have sent the aether to the Collector so that Thanos wouldn’t start knocking on his Asgardian door.

Yes, I remember that being why Lois didn’t die when he flew her into space.

I have a nerdy thought I want to share with everyone:

This is exactly like the effort to raise the minimum wage to an amount people can live on. I would feel extremely poor if I made $25,000 per year working full time without the benefit of family support; but at 40 hours per week, that comes to $12 per hour (significantly more than the $7.25 we pay now.) And that’s not…

I would like to go on record as saying I would watch the heck out of a Baz Luhrmann Blade Runner musical.

I still have an AOL account. I’ve been using it since middle school and everything in my life is tied to it. I also have a Gmail account for all my various Google services (calendar, blog, map, etc.) but it would be too big a hassle to cancel my AOL, so I’m sticking with it until I absolutely can’t anymore.

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