Mayim Bialik has forever relieved me of the need to care about her opinions on anything.

The sanctity of marriage must be protected.

I had to look up ever single clothing item they listed. I knew not a one.

WhAt Did YoU sAy?

Just give him one of Nick Fury's extra cars.

That wound be fine too.

I hope seat reclining issues ground a lot more planes in the short term, and that airlines decide that they've gone too far and it's more cost effective for them to just give every passenger another two inches of leg room.

I bet if that same person went up and said something funny, friendly, and sincere to the same 60 people, TWO of them would have agreed to interact with his genitals; so really, even when it "works" they're not doing themselves any favors.

Just expand Medicare to everyone, God damn it.

I guess now that we're talking about it, I am vaguely aware that Juggalos like to call each other "my ninja"... but I had assumed that there was some kind of inside joke at play, and not just that "ninja" sounds kind of like "nigga."

I'll need to see video before I believe that's not just a mannequin they've put in a variety of poses.

Do you ever do that thing where someone you know said something kind of bitchy to you, and then you go to lunch and imagine all the other horrible things they might conceivably have said if the conversation had gone on indefinitely, and pretty soon you're super mad at that person even though really they hardly did…

I'm glad you feel that way. I know a lot of white folks who love Native American stuff the same way they love Buddhist stuff. They don't really understand it, but they have a sense that it represents something more peaceful and authentic than themselves and they aspire to that.

She has both an X and a Y chromosome.

Not sure that argument works around these parts.

The man needs to wash his hair.

Come on guys. How loudly do we need to shout about this?

My all time favorite is still Reading Rainbow as sung by The Doors.

I hate Katherine Heigle for the following reasons: