NotAMonster
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NotAMonster

Just a couple years ago my mother, a high powered executive at a university, decided to change her cell phone company, and the schmuck at the Verizon store tried to tell her she was going to need her husband's signature to sign up for a two year contract. She tore his spleen out through his chest (figuratively), and

Me too. I cried myself hoarse.

Not your testicles exactly, if I understand correctly; into one of the tubes that connect your testicles to the rest of your body.

I agree with your predictions.

I agree.

The religious right doesn’t want any contraceptives of any kind; and the pharmaceutical industry makes more money from selling the pill than they would from these injections. The affordable care act might change some of the economic factors keeping this injectable system at bay.

STD's might get a slight bump, but I'm guessing that the percentage of responsible people will stay about the same. The folks who don't wear condoms anyway will still get the same STD's they are already getting... they just won't be making babies at the same time.

There’s a system that’s approved in India, but not here in the US, that injects a sperm blocker into a guy’s testicles and keeps his sperm from getting out for ten years; after which the blocker breaks down on its own. If you want it reverse before then, it just takes a simple followup injection.

A lot of great stuff in the Sandman comics did not directly relate to Morpheus or The Endless. If you streamlined things to just be about the primary characters, with tangents thrown in when time allowed, then a couple seasons on HBO would be enough to do the series justice.

One of the Sandman stories by Neil Gaiman featured a Dream Library that was full of every book that had ever been dreamt about but never written.

Is that two handjobs at once?

If we discovered that the Earth was going to end in a thousand years, I would want to focus our energy into building advanced 3D printers and a combination of artificial intelligence and uploading memories and personalities into digital form.

We’re already well into making sensors that can read and interpret brainwaves. I don’t see why we couldn’t eventually use those to create something approaching telepathy.

Cable is so expensive that you could buy the DVDs for every show you actually wanted to watch and still come out ahead. The deal is even better with a Netflix account. If you have the patience to watch the DVDs through Netflix then it's cheapest of all.

I lost 127 pounds on Atkins. In the eight years since then I've yo-yoed a little bit, but by walking a lot and not eating sugar except on special occasions I've done pretty well keeping it off.

That news reporter has an amazingly unattractive early-Bieber haircut.