I forget that Jezebel even has ads until people post stuff about them. I don't know how you manage without using Google Chrome and Adblock Plus, or something similar.

Will everything be linked back to Beyonce? Every single topic? Just wondering.

I really don't think it matters if she was drunk (nor do I think it matters if your sister was drunk) physical violence is never, ever ok. If the gender roles were reversed no one would ever take anything like "He was just drunk, he gets like that sometimes." as an acceptable excuse.

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

Fuckin' chain restaurants, man.

I guess they get away with it at the chain restaurants and then when they pull that shit at a family restaurant they don't realize the teenager waitress handing them their food is also the owners' grand-daughter or niece and they'll get their asses booted out the door...permanently. Chain restaurants will say, "Yes,…

Seriously, those and the people who bring Crystal Light into a restaurant can just fuck right off. It's about the principle at that point. You don't want to buy a drink? Fine, get water. Nothing wrong with that. But don't mix your own drinks at the goddamn table — that's just insulting.

And to finish off that thought, how about you just don't go in a restaurant if it is a half hr or less before closing, fifteen minutes for a fast food place. The people working will hate you, and you will make a mess of everything they have already cleaned.

It doesn't have to be a snowman.

Me too! Plus, we were a man short because our closer was "sick." He called in half an hour before his shift started. He'd better show up to his next shift with a hospital bill stapled to his forehead.

Kenny's reason is part of it, but the other part is that customers arriving in small groups completely throws a server's rhythm off and, if 1-2 members don't show up for another 45 min to an hour (this is WAY more common than you'd expect), it can royally screw up that server's entire night, as well as potentially…

She finally decided to take care of that slattern, Jolene.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

If my second husband had tried that, I bet we'd still be married.

"... there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature."

You get that he's a porn actor in kink films with girls who consent and are excited to work with him, right? And that by all accounts he's a friendly guy with no history of violence, sexual or otherwise, to be found?

No.

I fucking hate people who try to get books banned. It's so...there isn't a word to describe how bad it is. Unless we're talking about a scientific piece of literature that has been debunked, (bell curve) there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature. This country's love affair with…

For real - taking a look at what they had available in the box it's all Neutrogena, Cetaphil and Treseme hair spray. You didn't get the cheap drugstore beauty products in the box that you wanted? Go shop the sale bins at Walgreen's. Call me when they're offering a giant box with full sized Clinique or Sheseido or…