This was a good troll. Are you patting yourself on the back and smirking like an asshole?

NOPE. High metabolism, it's a thing. Until I was in my late 20s, I could eat everything under the sun and not gain weight. Then I got Graves disease at 35, and keeping weight on actually became an issue. Now I'm dealing with hypothyroidism, which is the other end of the spectrum (and another story). But until then,…

I didn't think it was possible to simultaneously miss and prove the point, but here we are. Well done.

LOL. Way to like miss the point and feed into the stupid paradigm. LOL. Scary skinny and ugly fat are basically the only two tabloid descriptors for body parts. LOL. People's bodies are all over the place and you can't judge a persons health by their weight. LOL, amirite?

I am blinded by my love of this gif. I see nothing else.

Good point. It's unkind to imply that people who die after accidents lack sufficient will.

Actually, I think it was Brian.

The irony is that people who throw it around as insult... do it to feel superior. I'm thisclose to unfriending someone on facebook because I'm sick of his "top ten shitty hipster bands" lists as if people who like Death Cab for Cutie are some kind of scourge upon the earth.

*facepalm*

I was hating hipsters before you had ever heard of them.

It's probably relevant.

If you tell someone to kill themselves, you're an asshole.

He truly is. Especially the way he dealt with his wife of 11+ years in the divorce. They have three kids and he didn't want to give her a dime, after he repeatedly cheated (allegedly). She said in an interview that she left with like $75k or some paltry amount, because she was tired of him dragging it out and wanted…

Yikes! Kevin Hart's second tweet there seems way out of proportion - when is it ever okay to tell someone to kill themselves? I know I don't have the whole story, but yeesh...

If he were trolling, I wish he'd at least do it in a more interesting way. I mean, an Instagram picture of himself in underwear? Wow, Franco, super thrilling.

Lil B needs to step up his punctuation game.

Seriously. Why do religious conservatives have to be so in-your-face with their sexuality? Can't they just be religious and conservative in private?

are you well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a windowpane?

Because I'm seeing some commenters say "Just don't start taking heroin! Easy!" just wanted to point out that many times, prescription painkillers like oxycodone and vicodin can get people addicted to opiates and lead to heroin use. It's not always a conscious choice to start.