Sounds like it's time for some murderin'!!

"I am going to frisk her without a condom and cash in her cocaine"

That is a phenomenal idea.

Thank you.

(a) I'm clearly teasing

And, in general, people like the idea of being productive. They want to know that the work they're doing has value beyond their paycheck

Based on press conferences and quotes from Pats players, I think this has already happened.

I was thinking the same thing - dolphins is my memory as well.

GOD DAMNIT!! Do we need to have an M&M-off to settle this? See who can eat the most M&M's in 24 hours? Anyone who has whole M&M's in his stool is disqualified?

That sounds great. Seems like it should be easy, but I guess that's not surprising.

I guess I can't verify, as I did not ask to see his shit, but it still seems reasonable to me that if you're eating hundreds and hundreds of M&M's, that some of them are going to go through unscathed. My guess is that under normal conditions, my brother chews every M&M he eats, but that under these circumstances,…

Yeah. Or maybe 25, I can't remember if the nutrition facts were at 2% or 4%. But you get the point

Well, we weren't racing. The bet was that he thought he could do it, and I thought there was no fucking way. I won that bet and $50.

When you're eating dozens of bags of M&M's, some go through whole. If you chewed every single one, you'd develop insta-TMJ. No need to get so high and mighty.

My brother and I once had a conversation/attempt at how many bags of M&Ms could be eaten in a day (backstory: they contain 2% of your daily calcium or something, so we wondered if you could get all your calcium from it). My brother started eating at midnight, pounded through several bags before going to bed for a few…

The primary reason for co-managing in fantasy football is you automatically have someone who cares about your team and you can commiserate with. Bitching about FF is the primary reason for playing it, and really, no one wants to hear that shit. But if you have the same team, then you can complain to someone who…

He's a fucking knight in shining armor...

God I love that whole performance. I bought the DVD on Amazon and watch it once a year or so. So good.

well done

This is very tangential, but the drummer from Semisonic wrote a really interesting book about what it was like when they were getting big. Nice behind the scenes stuff and a quick read. I recommend.