...E SCORED A 210 ON THE VERBAL PORTION OF THE SAT'S

Oof - that smallest/largest comparison for the NBA is rough.

Clever stuff

Indeed. Mike Doughty's solo stuff is good. And he's got a book that details his drug use, the dysfunction of Soup Coughing and getting sober that was a pretty good read.

Great point

+1 - I enjoyed all of this

Boobs boobs explosions aliens boobs.

I hope you're right. And that it continues over the next several months until one of them hears the wrong answer from Burneko, kidnaps him and holds him hostage until their partner admits they are wrong (bad cook or boring palate).

Geeze, has Flacco even heard of the 1st Amendment?

Oh that's really good. +35 years

What if it's Rosie doing the slapping?

The AFC South is awful now, but it wasn't always so. A wild card came from the division 4 times from '05-'08 and in '07 the division as a whole had the highest ever winning percentage.

Great point, legally speaking

Right - I don't know that the people on camera matter as much as the people making decisions off camera.

Not sure why some people come to Deadspin and still don't expect this kind of thing. Everyone reacts to tragedy in different ways, and for some of us, a crass joke is the best thing we can do to move on with our lives in one piece.

She oughta get up, get out

Question about the audiobook for SCGH. I read the book, liked it, found it funny, etc. My brother and his wife listened to it and found it a bit annoying, specifically, the parts where you did your children's voices. I don't mean that they found your impressions annoying, rather, they would get annoyed by your kids…

Maybe you should stop asking for happy endings?

I find it touching how Waldo's kids are able to continue his fashionable legacy with a modern spin.

+1 - that induced a very audible laugh