Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Alex Smith

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

One is just not enough.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Eh. Someone already did this one in the last AB article. 3/10

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

*pushes glasses up*

I even searched ‘disc dogs’ just in case, and nada.

Sports should just have like a Hulu subscription tier where you just pay extra and skip the Anthem and “God Bless America.” I would pay it. 

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Not enough stars in the galaxy.

brilliant. needs more stars

WHO-GAR-DEN

WHO-GAR-DEN.