Yikes. Good point. I'll make sure to tell my wife.

You know how when you're bowling and the ball starts veering, you kind of lean with/against it in hopes that you can somehow save it from being a gutter? Or if you're watching a possible home run start curving foul, you do the same? Well, when I'm feeding my toddler and she is being not-so-helpful about it, I find…

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Limit your follows. Twitter is a much more useful and interesting tool if you're only following people who are funny or interesting. That shit is neither.

+1 - that really made me laugh hard

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What single word leads to the grossest google image search results? I'm thinking it might be something like herpes or hemorrhoids. Maybe Aldavis as a single word would qualify.

+1 - punning a standard joke construction, well done

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Oh that is beautiful. A hearty +1

Couldn't we have combined both Mora's into one candidate?

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Wilbon, is that you?

Hmm, makes me wonder what kind of deal Lance Armstrong got for his 7 titles.

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Coulter might be higher on my list than Grace...

I'm disappointed - I thought there was going to be a clever joke with tons of payoff for reading all that.

I smiled at this