Maybe no one's mentioned it because it's so obvious, but with JGIII's combination of speed and (white) power, he's the kind of guy who always has a chance to Hitler the cycle

I vote to approve. Don't need them every time, but they're very useful in certain situations. I have no idea why anyone would be against these and I can't bear to go read Cook's comments on the subject.

+1

I was thinking the same thing. +1 if it's a joke. -1 if not

There are a lot of really funny ones, but nothing touches this. +81 points in a single game

Be careful Drew, you can't trust anyone on the internet. That might be a 35 year old man offering to hug you.

Serious question Greg - how do you think you would have reacted had he not been suspended? Wouldn't that have also been bullshit - not missing a minute of game time for a pair of unprovoked shoves? By all means, makeup calls aren't ideal, but I don't know what you would prefer once the initial fuck-up has occurred.

Indeed - Zach Lowe's work is spectacular in clueing the rest of us into today's tactics and strategies.

And don't think for a second that OKC fans didn't flash back to April 19, 1995 when they saw Russell Westbrook pull up gimpy.

$450 for Baylor's gun? Seems kind of pricey to help hide evidence from a 10-year old murder.

Nope - they love the Pacers this much.

I did it recently with a 13 month old (very different, I know, but still). Is your flight at night? That makes a big difference because they really can sleep most of the time. If your kid is going to be awake the whole time, yes you're probably fucked. Lots of snacks help though. And an assortment of toys you can…

Follow-up on the new brain - if you could implant the memories of anyone into your brain, who would it be? My first instinct is to get the sexual memories of someone whose banged a bunch of celebrities, but there's probably a more useful approach.

+1

+66 points

ha!

This might be the most awful one, and by that, I mean it made me laugh the most. +1

Blast Chiller? fuck. My great idea for years has been the Anti-Microwave and now the real thing is here and has a much cooler name.

Wow.

How tremendous is it?