While he's at it, might as well look for the next Pronk

You really shouldn't have messed with us like that.

Great stuff, though the Jezebeler's are going to be confused at all the humanity you spewed out here. "He sounds like a real person with feelings and stuff!" But seriously, this is perfectly written and JaVale Petrino Magary is going to appreciate reading it a few years down the road.

Plato would be proud.

I'm assuming you're under 30 years old?

Al Gore would have been lucky to win with a real punch instead of a bunch of hanging chads.

Louganis Dives, Announcers Laugh

- 240 pairs of Jordan athletic shoes: $6,500

I'm pretty sure if you wanted to go to a bar full of Hogs 'n Heifers you should have stayed in Cleveland.

"Jesus Gregg, you still don't get it, do you? You're supposed to eat the head, not kill it. How many times do I have to explain this?"

March 15 - Howard is in scramble mode.

Fandom is about compartmentalization.

Totally agree, though if you ever get in the habit of doing that it becomes really hard (pun intended) to take a quick shower. Or shower at the gym. Umm, or so I've heard.

"I was supposed to wait for the cue?"

I also took a Zappa class in college (Clay Davis - IU?) and I would highly recommend everyone learning as much as they can about the guy. He was way ahead of his time in some ways, totally batshit crazy in other ways. And apparently, because he was so out there, crazy people would tell him their conspiracy theories…

Unfortunately, the eventual Sandusky memoir will be strictly a rollicking account of [his] Dickey's 14-year journey through the minors.

Ahh yes, ubiquitiness. Oh, that's not a word. But still, point taken.

The length of relevancy might be the point I was missing. I love the Beatles but they were really only around for 7 years.

I would argue the Beatles have had more influence than the Stones, but it's really not an argument anyone can win.

Question for the old people: