Cunnilingus? Golden showers? Subdural hematomas?

If that were all true, sure. I just don't think all players will turn against him all of a sudden based on what a TV analyst says. If he were blacklisted b/c of this it'd be a much better case.

I'm not so sure. Is there really any harm to Shockey from this? Can he prove malice? Doubtful.

/writes question for Drew

Just to be fair, we should be measuring before and after. Did I say "we"? I meant "they". I am definitely not doing this tonight with my totally straight friends.

It's an industry-wide circle jerk, followed by a dick-measuring contest.

Now we have some raper giving millions of people the finger

I've been married so long my wife won't even look at my gross gronk, much less provide a fucking handsy.

"You think that's a flight of shame?"

TODAY is my last day at Goldman Sachs...full scholarship to Stanford....6'5....I was selected as one of 10 people (out of a firm of more than 30,000) to appear on our recruiting video....also known as "Kevin".....My clients have a total asset base of more than a trillion dollars......being selected as a Rhodes…

Soon enough all these products will be going to the same place as Lin's 15 minutes of fame: euthanasia

Looks like I have the name for my Van Halen and Queen cover band.

There's also no legal force to that statement beyond "because we said so."

Pictured: Karl Welzein

Agreed, but not just for this GQ column. There has to be tons of source material for this. A weekly "Ask Drew" column where he pulls from various advice columns would be gold. Fuck, make a whole book of it. I would buy that book RIGHT NOW.

In the lead up to them doing the Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago, him and Daltrey did a half hour acoustic set for media. It was maybe on a Wednesday and it got played on NFL Network. Being in law school at the time, I obviously had free time to watch it, and it was amazing. He really knows how to work an…

I think we'll find out who he is when he releases a book titled "If I Were DadBoner: Confessions of an Anonymous Twitterer"

If Mike Tyson Were President, He’d Put Pacquaio And Mayweather In Jail Until They Fight

Where "The Weight" went: End of side one, right after "Caledonia Mission".

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