Best part of all this? A lot of people trace Peyton Manning's neck injuries to a particular severe high/low double-hit against the Redskins in 2006, when Gregggg was the 'Skins DC. That's allegedly when he started having neck problems, so we all have Greggg to thank for prematurely ending Peyton's career.

I'm pretty sure "Caitlin" is Amanda Knox and "Josh" is dead.

Shel Silverstein has some nice adult stuff too - he wrote a story about a weed-smoking contest that was pretty cool (or at least it was cool when I was a huge pothead in college, not so sure nowadays)

I think I'm turning Taiwanese I think I'm turning Taiwanese I think I'm turning Taiwanese I really think so...

"I can't avoid the truth that I was looking forward to becoming an orgy administrator, free to hop into bed with various teams as I pleased, or to stay above it all and just watch all the action from an emotional distance, like a bouncer surveying a nightclub floor."

"With lucky guy James who win Mr Big dinner with me. Hahaha))))"

I'm 28 years old! I don't live with my mom!

I don't know about you guys, but I think I believe the 20 year old asshole kid over the writer who would be risking his entire career by making this up.

"I'M AN ASSHOLE WHO HIDES HIS INSECURITIES UNDER A COVER OF IMMATURITY AND TASTELESS JOKES THAT PEOPLE WOULD SHUN ME FOR SAYING IN REAL LIFE."

Indeed. Incentives work in many ways. If you're going to be 100% honest, you don't have as much incentive to work efficiently because doing something 20 minutes faster just means you have to work 20 minutes on something else. At the same time, working really hard and efficiently and padding the billing isn't…

That makes sense - my wife was a tax accountant at Deloitte a few years ago and that's what they told her. She is way too modest and was more likely to underbill if she thought it took her too long, but your first two paragraphs is exactly what her boss said. I'm just not at the point where I feel I can honestly…

That's sort of what I figured, and I obviously wasn't about to start off my career like that. Just curious if that was true across the board, regardless of experience, location, etc.

Law Firm Billing DUAN

My first one turned 3 months old today and I'm not convinced that she'll ever turn into a real human being. To hear that ours could be doing those things in 2 months seems utterly preposterous. At this age I'm impressed she can fucking smile or stare at a toy for 30 seconds.

That's all babies, right?

Bursting Testicles and Professional Wrestling: "Don't let the details disgust you. This could be real."

At M.I.T.'s Sloan Conference, basketball nerds state the obvious

Or maybe you've just noted that it turns out you're not the only guy who has to store urine at home for work

I would expect a 40-year-old Scooby Doo fanatic to be a dirt-poor, 500-pound autistic person.

+1