Sometimes you just gotta know when to hit the Rhodesia. Or as they say nowadays, Zimbabwe.

It's just like your favorite college football but without all the scuzz money!!

I believe Cappie Pondexter was one of the names left on the cutting room floor of The Wire.

Not to be outdone, King's former client called up Jill Martin to clarify that "pigeons" is a racial epithet he uses for Mexicans.

Add those 9 seconds to D'Antoni's 7 seconds or less and what do you get? Every Rick Pitino joke.

Pictures: the entire wave at a Rays game next season.

Notice that everything is expressed in the subjunctive. This is where LeBron always gets into trouble.

Are you fucking high?

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but a Kidz Bop cover of "Moves Like Jagger" sounds like Big Fun to me.

Also taunted by a Jackson with a big head? Mid-19th century Native Americans.

I'd rather watch two dogs blowing two cats than tune in.

I hope you're not making a joke b/c I love that show.

For what it's worth, I went to law school with Valerie Jarrett's daughter and she was/is a very good looking girl. Not sure how that affects the calculation, but I'm sure it comes into play.

What We Talk About When We Talk About This Michael Vick Cracka

/sees item 10

This was mostly because I was full of pulled pork and M&M's

Five bucks, for THAT. IT IS THE GREATEST VALUE IN THE HISTORY OF SHITFACED MOUTH-STUFFING.

And did he sit in a dark room like a dipshit and brood over it? NO. He reacted like a MAN. A man who likes dancing shirtless with other men.

while it's not necessarily fair that James [Harden] is the NBA's go-to villain, it's not unexpected.

TEDDY BEAR KISSKAKKE!