I'm not crushing vegetables by any means

How many of AJ's contributions to Deadspin were worthwhile? Just the (acid) trip

[Inset generic joke about the lack of WPS fans here, preferably employing a specific number in the single digits]

We can get wasted at this party? This should be a lot more fun than the Todd Glass WTF podcast

Not as awkward as when OJ said it.

"Just dick him around and give him made-up information."

DINO-ALIEN

the sugarkakke gets delayed until the very end.

Well thank god Indiana is a liberal and accepting haven of all things gay...

Because, hey, you never know

"This is the kind that sends you freaky email forwards."

I've got my degree, I'm not Catholic, and I'm not an athlete.

Ouch. Hope it was a good investment. Despite the massive debt, I am mostly just thankful that it helped me get a job to help pay it all off (and eventually, once that's done, spoil myself)

If you don't like it? So what. I am going to go out there and I am going to play me.

Maybe he forgot the 1 - I graduated 18 months ago with $160,000 in debt...

Yo soy fiesta

The mechanics of the operation were just off a little bit.

To err is human; to horse around with boys in the shower, just as human, amirite???

Pau Gasol pathes like Ricky Rubio

Some I regret. Like life.